Things I Would Like To Say To Customers
- Sorry sir, are you a scarecrow? Because I'm pretty sure you don't have a brain.
- I think you forgot something sir, your brain.
- Its a pity we don't sell brains. You could use one.
- I'm sorry you have a problem with me using the word "unfortunately" so much. I do know some better words, would you like to hear them bitch?
- Oh I see you grabbed a display item. "Attention everyone, this dumb ass grabbed a display item. I thought it only fair to put their stupidity on display. That is all, enjoy your shopping."
- (over the loud speaker) Attention all F@*k-wits, please make your way to the front entrance. All F@*k-wits to the front entrance. Then get the fuck out. Thank you.
- Oh you want me to lift that 35k box? Okay, But I do not apologise when I drop it on your foot you lazy ass.
- We're sold out. No we don't have any out the back what do you think sold out means.
- (The list will be continued shortly. I have to go serve customers. The irony!)